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I was trying to remember the name of the psycho PETA president, so I googled the phrase "Ingrid PETA." Turns out it was Newkirk (right), but I also found a page called "PETA: Ingrid Newkirk's Unique Will." (Warning for the squeamish and those who have a lick of sense.)

Turns out that she's donating her body to PETA upon her death to use as it sees fit to raise awareness of the plight of animals. Okay. But she does have a few "suggestions:"

*That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue,

*That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses

*That...my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them

So, basically, she wants to be killed by a fan of Ed Gein?

If only life were that fair....